Awesome...

Once a smart software engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards Ooty in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma. With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our software engineer & that girl. After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very dark.

Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping.
Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.

Grand ma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy."

PM thought that," I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"

That girl thought that," I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".

Finally, do u know what our clever S/W engineer thought?

"This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes...because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM."

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Programmer vs Project Manager

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon
further and shouts, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I
Would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'


The man below says, 'Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, Hovering
approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42
degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West Longitude.'

'You must be a programmer,' says the balloonist.

'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' says the balloonist, 'everything you have told me is Technically
correct, but I have no idea what to make of your Information and the
fact is I am still lost.'

The man below says, "You must be a project manager."

'Yes, I am,' replies the balloonist, 'but how did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'you don't know where you are, or where You are
going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to Keep, and
you expect me to solve your problem.'

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Apology Letter (funny)

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to
a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual
date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in
writing...
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Apology letter -

Deer sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon,
ass I am not a good englis speaker.

This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint
your school more fastly,but for the following region, too much time
lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.

I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk
rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.

I putted a complain on station masterji.

He said I to go to the lady clerk.

At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally
with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.

Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully
responsible for getting birth of my sun.

Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.

I hope u will look into explain my hole story after,and late me joint
first.

I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.

May God blast you!"

Yours awfully,
yadav

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