Apology Letter (funny)

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to
a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual
date of joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in
writing...
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Apology letter -

Deer sur,

If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon,
ass I am not a good englis speaker.

This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint
your school more fastly,but for the following region, too much time
lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.

I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk
rejected to give ticket to I and my sun.

I putted a complain on station masterji.

He said I to go to the lady clerk.

At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally
with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun.

Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully
responsible for getting birth of my sun.

Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.

I hope u will look into explain my hole story after,and late me joint
first.

I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.

May God blast you!"

Yours awfully,
yadav