Life ke funde. thodi masti ...

"U love someone

U marry someone else.

The one u marry

becomes ur wife or husband

And the one u loved

becomes the password of ur mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife

the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver

manages