One from SARDAR... :)

80,000 sardars meet in the gurunanak stadium, for a "Sardars Are Not Stupid" Convention.

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the World that
Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps
up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting
80,000 Of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I guess we can give him another
chance."

So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds he eventually Says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected
Sigh - everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts crying and the
80,000 sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha than
Damage, Eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance what is 2
plus 2?"

The surd closes his eyes, and after a whole minute Eventually says,
"Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000
sardars jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and
scream...
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"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!